Is Peppermint Patty's first name peppermint? Or Patty? And peppermint is just a nickname... Fuckin' Schultz.
Attention scientists: can you use CrispR to help me lose 15 pounds?
You know what's a true revolutionary act? Loving someone who is very different from you.
I predict an American woman is going to win the USOpen.
RT @LIDEHaiti: Lidè is preparing for Hurricane Irma to hit as a cat.5 in several of our rural locations. For 2nd yr in a row Lidè is an eva…
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I wish I had some more clever or memorable way to put it but I don't because I'm heartbroken. #Dreamers
It's unjust & inhuman to kick 800k kids of illegal immigrants out of this country. #Dreamers
The biggest implausibility of all the implausibilities of the Netflix show Ozark? Not a single overweight person in sight. #Ozark
OMG my new fave stand-up is @RyanHamilton - he is dead BRILLIANT. Watch his special on Netflix NOW!
Such as: Ending Child Labor, Employee Health Coverage, family leave, 40 Hour week, pensions, holiday pay and, wait for it, THE WEEKEND!
Happy Labor Day! Labor Unions achieved SO MUCH for the American worker over the last 100 years!
San Fransicso hits all-time hi of 106. Houston's underwater. Floods all around the world. LA's on fire. Probably just random weather, right?
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